Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Snot Has Never Been This Hygienic!

Shower with snot when you use the nose shower gel dispenser. Load it up with green shower gel, shampoo, face-scrub, or soap and you'll have a tough time feeling like you're cleaning yourself while squeezing out goopy liquid from a big runny nose. It gives you a handful of shower gel or body wash whenever you push on the side of the nose, and easily attaches to your shower wall or bathroom mirror using 3 suction cups on the back of the nose.

If this doesn't get your kids to clean themselves, they have no hope, and will be dirty little losers the rest of their lives.

• Dimensions: 17cm x 13cm x 8cm