Bicycle Balls

Turn heads anywhere you go by riding around with a big ol’ pair of dangling testicles hanging off the back of your seat. The eye-catching design of this Bicycle Balls coupled with the impossibly bright neon pink glow will ensure you get noticed by drivers while riding.

Made from waterproof silicone that can withstand any weather you throw at it, the light-up Bicycle Balls hold a super efficient red LED, and is powered by 2 CR2032 batteries that are fully replaceable. The batteries will give you up to 100 hours of solid light, or 190 hours of light using either of the flashing modes.

The Bicycle Balls are the world's most over-confident bike light, they include 2 zip-ties that allow you to semi-permanently attach them to your bike seat, and we hate to measure them, but they droop 6.3 inches long, spread a massive 3.4 inches wide, and are a girthy 1.3 inches thick.

Check out the image below to see em in action.